Hey, you think I'd ever miss out on the obvious joke? ;-)

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( Stamina, don't fail me now... )

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Author's Notes: No, it's not a choice I made like the FORBIDDEN Let's Read -- the author's actually divided her chapters. *Sighs* May Raptor Jesus have mercy on our souls...

( insert )

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Author's Notes: Now we're definitely out of the woods. Thank the maker! :D

( Whoa...we're halfway there... )

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Author's Notes: I will admit that there are some parts in this chapter that are actually pretty adorable. *Sighs* Doesn't really make up for the bullshit we had to endure last chapter though... *Grumble grumble*

( Now we're really out of the woods...really. )

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( sore hadhafang is sore. )

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Author's Notes: Trigger warning for domestic abuse, double standards, and prejudice towards fat people. (Beat) No, seriously. I'm going to need a lot of Bleepka when I'm through. :(

( We're out of the woods...kind of. )

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( Cut for potentially triggering content involving animal cruelty, Domestic Abuse, homicide, and OOCness. )

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Author's Notes: A request from tawaki (of sorts) in the Deleterius community. To my f-list...thank you for sticking with me, and I am so very, very sorry about what I'm going to put you through.

( Possible trigger warning for discussion of Domestic Abuse... )

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( The boredom continues. )

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Author's Notes: Well, I'm back. ^__^ Sorry for the wait, BTW; I got blocked.

( This is gonna suck, isn't it? )